The Ban Game (not really)

Imagine if I gave you the power to ban people (I'm not going to, so don't ask. The first word was 'imagine' remember.)

The point of this game is to state the reason you would ban the previous poster. However, there is a caveat. Each reason may only be used ONCE. Not once per poster, once in the entire thread. It's a bit of fun, so don't take it personally; no-one will get banned unless they break a rule. Be imaginative. Be creative. and above all enjoy yourselves and have fun..